Dating jokes humor

Ah that’s right, enjoy all the over 50 and turning 50 jokes below, and please contribute below if you have got any ones you think should be included.You’re getting past it when getting lucky means you’ve won the lottery.From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18-35 she needs good looks, from 35-55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.You’re getting past it when you don’t need to chase women any more – I just hook them with my walking stick.He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.At 50 you get the urge, but cant remember what for.I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! " Dylan turned to his wife, who said, "I guess for all that, I should.

" A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor.

As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father.

You know your getting older when a fortune teller offers to read your face.

When you’re over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17, that’s if you don’t mind making a complete prat of yourself.

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