Dating a girl
The moment has come to accept the glorious fact that the real reason you hate your BFF’s boyfriend is simply because you wish it was YOU, NOT HIM, sleeping in her bed.
Today is the glorious day for you to pull that trigger and fearlessly dive into the wild and wonderful world of GIRLS-DATING-GIRLS.
It’s a dangerous game, chock full of paranoia and power play.
Well girl, you can finally drop those tense shoulders and r-e-l-a-x.
You’ve probably been suffering through sexless dates with men since you were that coveted teenage girl whom all the boys wanted in their yard.
I’m not talking about the obvious: We all know girls are soft-skinned, curvaceous creatures with bodies and smells very different than our male counterparts.
The exterior differences between boys and girls hardly scratch the surface of what really rules about being a girl who has sex with girls.
We girls (most of us) have a natural, deep-seated respect for the sexuality of another woman.
If we happen to engage in a night of intoxicated, mind-blowing sex after the date #1, we won't tweet about what an easy harlot you are.